What's Happening At San Ysidro Port Of Entry

Heh guys, whoosh I'm pooped out. I have never told you an untruth, and this is the actual conversation between me and a Customs & Border Protection Inspector this morning. But first,the wait was unreal so prepare yourselves if you are going up and also note that Robert & Alejandra sent a message on the quickie blog from this morning, and he is right.
Me: Wow, that was like waiting for the E ride at Disneyland.( Handing over my ID)
Agent: I wrote Tom Ridge when they were talking about this and I told him it wasn't going to work.
Me: So, the whole thing is just bullshit, I mean, where are you supposed to turn people back?
Agent: Yes, bullshit. Nowhere, there are no provisions for that. If I think you are a criminal I can send you over to Secondary and have you fingerprinted.
Me: You think I'm a criminal? Look, here are our absentee ballots, and we're voting for Barack. Please don't tell me you are voting for Hillary.
Agent: Nah. Well, with Hillary you get two Presidents for the price of one.
Me: But she is such a sell-out, she's just a Bushgroupie, more of the same. Heh, you know, we don't take drugs, but do think they should be legalized, how about you, do you think they should be?
Agent: Yes I do. We could sell them to the users and pay off the national debt that Mr. Bush has gotten us into.
Me: I never thought of it like that. I suppose the American farmers could grow the pot, on all that vacant subsidized land. I was just thinking put the cartels out of business.
Agent: Well, yes of course.
Me: What's your accent, are you like German?
Agent: (laughing) Hell no, I'm a Scottsman.
Me: Well, be careful Braveheart, and remember, we have to be careful about what we say, we're in Duncan Hunter territory.
Agent: (rolling his eyes in disgust) Get outa here.
Me: Okay, bye, and BTW, you guys should be wearing face masks, your Union should make that happen, you're breathing in all these fumes.
Agent: (chuckles and waves me through)
So there you are guys, what an absolute ridiculous measure dreamed up by the lunatics under George Bush, an absolute waste of time with no real teeth or enforcement provisions. Mike said they are going to grant people a grace period to come up with proof of citizenship, but STILL...I mean really, wouldn't it be better to really inspect the cargo coming into the United States??? Anyone get get a fake proof of citizenship. My, George Bush has really made us all so much safer.
So, more bureaucracy at its finest,your tax dollars hard at work and everyone knows this is a joke. Be prepared for a long wait at the border, make sure your gas tank is full and bring snacks and a thermos of coffee. The Champurrado from the vendors is always good, and sample the nieves as you are waiting, muy delicioso.
Don't forget your duck tape.
See you guys later.


























