BEST FRUIT CAKE EVER

You guys still have time to make this one, you can squeeze it in and it is so good! Infact, I think it's better than Colin Street Bakery ! (wow those are pricey) Okay, here we go:

BEST FRUIT CAKE EVER !!!

1 Cup Butter
4 Large Eggs
1 Tsp. Baking Powder
1 Tsp. Salt
1 Cup Brown Sugar
1 or 2 Quarts Whiskey
1 Cup Sugar
2 Cups Dried Fruit
2 Cups Chopped Walnuts
1 Tsp. Baking Soda
4 cups Sifted Flour


Before starting, sample the whiskey to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the whiskey again, as it must be just right. To be sure the whiskey is of the highest quality, pour one level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.
Repeat.

With an electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one tsp. of thugar and beat again.

Meanwhile, make sure that the whiskey is of the highest quality. Cry another tup. Open second quart, if necessary,

Add two arge leggs, two cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a crewscriver.

Sample the whiskey again, checking for tenscisticity. It really doesn't matter. Sample the whiskey.

Sift 1/2 cup of lemon juice, fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 bablesppon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find and wix mel. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Now pour the whole mess into the coven and ake. check the whiskey again and bo to ged.



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